Testy zdarma
V naší jazykové škole “London” testujeme znalost všech našich studentů, abychom je mohli zařadit do třídy s odpovídající úrovní angličtiny. Testování je zdarma.
Přijďte si udělat test, třeba jen proto, abyste věděli na jaké úrovni je vaše angličtina. Absolvování testu vás k ničemu nezavazuje, rozhodnutí je jen a jen na vás.
Pokud byste chtěli zkusit online test klikněte na odkaz níže, kde je test Cambridgské University. Výsledek vám dá představu o vaší úrovni angličtiny.
Here at “London“ - School of English we test all our students to make certain that they are in a class of similar level students. These tests are free.
You are welcome to take the test just to see for yourself what your level of English is. Taking the test does not mean that you have to pay for a course, the decision is totally yours.
If you would like to try an online test, please follow the link below to a test run by Cambridge University. The result will give you an idea of your level of English.
Výsledky:
0-5 beginner
5-11 pre-intermediate
12-16 intermediate
17-21 upper-imtermediate
22-24 advanced
25 - Student of our school LONDON
TEST - slovesa, obrázkový 1
TEST - slovesa, obrázkový 2
TEST - podstatná jména 1
TEST - podstatná jména 2
English is a strange language :-)
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.
If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.
Why do people recite at a play
Yet play at a recital?
When the stars are out they are visible
But when the lights are out they are invisible
JAZYKOLAMY
Tři čarodějnice si prohlížení tři Swatch hodinky. Která čarodějnice si prohlíží které Swatch hodinky?
Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watches which swatch watches?
a bez překladu:
- I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
- There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through
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I scream, you scream, we all scream for icecream!
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When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write.
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A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!
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How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
Vtipy
- Does your girlfriend scream when she's coming? -Sure she does, I can hear her from the pub.
- I would like to find the person who invented sex and see what he's working on now.
- Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework. - What is the definition of an accountant?
Someone who solves a problem, you didn't know you had, in a way you don't understand. - Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I'm fine, Hawaii you? - Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.
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